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Bassie en Adriaan bij B en W
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- 29-10-2002 22:41  
Bassie (zonder schmink) en Adriaan waren bij B en W! Kostelijke TV... Bassie met zijn flauwe grappen over "worsten waar zijn vrouw al 40 jaar tevreden mee is.." en Adriaan met al zijn leuke anekdotes. Ze lieten zelfs nog beelden uit begin zestiger jaren zien toen B en A allebei nog echte acrobaten waren en echt goede acrobatiek deden. Maar goed, ze stoppen er dus mee omdat ze bang zijn dat ze straks geen shows meer voor de volle 100% kunnen doen ivm leeftijd enzo. En door al die file's valt het als schnabbel artiest ook niet meer mee.

Wisten jullie dat B en A een kwaadaardige halfbroer hebben? Maar daar hebben ze geen banden meer mee.
Bjørn
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- 29-10-2002 22:52  
Goh, interessant.
Ikwileennieuwenaam
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- 30-10-2002 12:19  
ja he
Georg
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- 30-10-2002 12:37  
Inderdaad. Weet je nog meer over die kwaadaardige halfbroer? Of was dat vlugge Japie?
Dr. Ramon
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- 30-10-2002 12:47  
Vlugge Japie was toch die ene boef met dat rode haar? Nou, weet je? Die werd ook door Bassie gespeeld! Dus inderdaad zou je hem dan de kwaadaardige halfbroer kunnen noemen.
Georg
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- 30-10-2002 16:16  
Ja, die werd door Bassie gespeeld. Dus ik denk dat ze met Bassies kwaadaardige halfbroer de tweede, gevaarlijke, persoonlijkheid van Bassie bedoelen.
Laurens
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- 30-10-2002 18:36  
Ik heb het ook (gedeeltelijk) gezien, en ik vond het leuke tv! Was die kwaadaardige halfbroer nou niet die ene met de wietplantage en belastingontduiking?
Ikwileennieuwenaam
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- 30-10-2002 19:23  
Uit de Telegraaf,
26 oktober 1998:

Clown Bassie wil halfbroer uit huis zetten

door Roy Klopper - VLAARDINGEN, maandag
FOTO: Roel Dijkstra

Clown Bassie van het roemruchte komediantenduo Bassie en Adriaan is in een hevige strijd verwikkeld om zijn volgens hem criminele halfbroer Aart de H. (49) uit zijn woning in Vlaardingen te krijgen.

Volgens de 63-jarige clown, in het dagelijks leven Bas van Toor genaamd, is zijn halfbroer een hennepkwekerij begonnen in de tuin van het huisje aan de Markgraaflaan in Vlaardingen. "Dergelijke bezigheden schaden mijn goede reputatie en dat kan ik in mijn vak absoluut niet hebben."

Het pand is sinds een jaar of vijftien Van Toors eigendom. "Mijn moeder woont er al veertig jaar. Op een slecht moment dreigde het verkocht te worden. Omdat ik door mijn carrière goed geboerd heb, kon ik het pandje gelukkig kopen en is mijn moeder er gratis blijven wonen. Eind vorig jaar moest ze echter op 89-jarige leeftijd naar een verzorgingstehuis."

'Bassie' vond snel een nieuwe bewoner. "Mijn halfbroer Aart, een zoon uit het tweede huwelijk van mijn moeder, kwam in december uit de gevangenis. Hij was veroordeeld omdat hij zijn ex-vrouw accuzuur in het gezicht had gegooid. Hoewel hij een strafblad heeft van hier tot Tokio, en wel eens met granaten gooit, wilde ik hem toch helpen. Ik heb hem gratis onderdak aangeboden in het huisje waarin mijn moeder had gewoond. Het blijft tenslotte je eigen bloed."

Daarvan kreeg de clown echter snel spijt: "In de grote achtertuin verrees plotseling een enorme loods. Na verloop van tijd kreeg ik door waarom er toch steeds zoveel drukte heerste in die tuin. Ik ben toen naar de politie gestapt, die de kwekerij met vijfhonderd plantjes en dure apparatuur heeft ontmanteld."

Bassie vindt het eigenlijk nog het ergste dat de torenhoge energienota's die gepaard gaan met het kweken van hennep door zijn halfbroer zijn afgewenteld op zijn demente moeder.

Aart de H., die onbereikbaar is voor commentaar, gaf vorige week tijdens een kort geding voor de Rotterdamse rechtbank aan dat hij in de woning wil blijven. Hij ontkent in alle toonaarden iets met de hennepplantage te maken te hebben. Bovendien zegt hij huur te hebben betaald aan Van Toor en daardoor huurbescherming te genieten.
Laurens
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- 30-10-2002 20:16  
Haha, die Aart toch!
Frode
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- 30-10-2002 22:04  
Stoute Aart!
Georg
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- 30-10-2002 22:13  
Kan Adriaan daar niet een spannende jeugdserie over schrijven.
No name
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- 30-10-2002 23:01  
Wat een lafAart
Dr. Ramon
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- 31-10-2002 00:30  
Hahahaha!
Laurens
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- 31-10-2002 07:36  
Je noemt je zonen toch niet Aad en Aart? Dat geeft toch alleen maar problemen, vooral als je een spraakgebrek hebt ;)
Ikwileennieuwenaam
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- 31-10-2002 10:41  
Jaaa! Een jeugdserie hierover: "Adriaantje, Adriaantje, ik ruik een raar geurtje..". "Bassie toch, dat is gewoon de geur van wiet. Kom, wil je ook een lekkere joint?"
Georg
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- 31-10-2002 11:05  
Haha ja, en "Toe maar Bassie, neem er maar eentje. Deze eerste kost je niets. Dat helpt je je miserabele clownsleven te vergeten."
Laurens
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- 31-10-2002 13:38  
Nee, Bassie heeft liever slagroomtaartjes, space-slagroomtaartjes wel te verstaan!
Ikwileennieuwenaam
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- 31-10-2002 19:26  
Hahahah! LOL!
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