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- 17-10-2002 23:17  
Aangezien Zalm er 'de stekker heeft uitgetrokken' besloot ik 'de ring in de handdoek te gooien' en dan maar eens 'mijn mind op te maken' om vervolgens mijn post te 'cancellen' en toch maar 'mijn vingers in het stopkontact' te steken.
Bjørn
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- 18-10-2002 00:40  
En vergeet niet even te 'scannen' naar de juiste persoon om 'de zwarte piet bij neer te leggen' voor als de 'spelers niet uit de kleedkamer komen'. ;-)
Laurens
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- 18-10-2002 15:27  
.... Tjonge jonge... Er zijn ook een paar uitspraken doorgedrongen in Een-West....
Frode
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- 19-10-2002 00:36  
Wat is de Televisie toch een mooie uitvinding.
Bjørn
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- 19-10-2002 15:49  
Tja, wij kennen die uitspraken hier in Een-West heel anders. Meer in de richting van "de handdoek in de ring gooien", "iemand als zwarte piet aanwijzen", "het op een rijtje zetten" en "annuleren".
Laurens
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- 19-10-2002 16:53  
Nou meid!
Frode
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- 19-10-2002 18:04  
Waar sloeg die opmerking op? Moet het niet meer iets zijn in de richting van 'grote meid'?
Bjørn
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- 19-10-2002 21:31  
Ik snap ook niet wat er met Laurens is. Moet je frustraties kwijt? Dan liever in een andere thread...

Ik en Frode willen gewoon even aankaarten dat in de politiek van vandaag blijkbaar bijna geen enkel spreekwoord nog in z'n juiste vorm gebruikt wordt. En dat het verder bezaaid is met Engelse termen, waarvan velen gewoon goede Nederlandse alternatieven hebben.
Frode
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- 19-10-2002 22:51  
Zoiets ja.
Dr. Ramon
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- 20-10-2002 00:48  
Snappen jullie nou echt de strekking van Laurens' opmerking niet?
Laurens
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- 20-10-2002 09:32  
Ik ga het ze ook echt niet uitleggen hoor!
Dr. Ramon
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- 20-10-2002 10:27  
Dat lijkt mij een goed plan.
Bjørn
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- 21-10-2002 00:02  
Laurens was een beetje vervelend aan het doen, dat snap ik ervan. Nu moet jij niet ook nog eens mee gaan doen Ramon.
Dr. Ramon
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- 21-10-2002 09:43  
Laurens was niet echt vervelend aan het doen hoor. Dus kan ik ook niet meedoen met het vervelend doen. We kunnen ons alleen niet voorstellen dat jullie de strekking van Laurens' opmerking niet snappen.
Frode
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- 23-10-2002 21:50  
Laurens was gewoon zichzelf
Laurens
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- 24-10-2002 07:30  
Ik ben wie ik ben, en ik ben gewoon mezelf! Ik ben altijd gewoon mezelf. (Niet mijn woorden, maar van iemand in een talkshow van vorige week donderdag. Degene die raad welk stuk vreten ik na deed krijgt 10 punten)
Georg
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- 24-10-2002 11:06  
Kel!
Laurens
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- 24-10-2002 13:11  
TADAAA!! 10 punten voor Geeeeoooorg!!!
Frode
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- 24-10-2002 21:30  
Met levensbeschouwing hebben wij het nu over de ware zelf en of die wel bestaat...
Tja, wat moet je daar van zeggen.
Laurens
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- 24-10-2002 22:26  
Arme jongen...
Frode
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- 25-10-2002 21:37  
Wie? Ik? Hoezo?
Vandaag mijn eerste 2 tienen binnen gehaald, weer een lesje levo gehad... Ik arm?
Wij hebben wel even een heuze fylosoof voor levo, jaja. Met wit haar en een korte baard. :D
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