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- 14-07-2005 10:34  
De telefoon ging zonet... Is het weer zo'n irritante belmiep.

Ik: "Met Edwin"
Zij: "Goedemorgen meneer van Hoek, ik ben van bla-bla-bla marketing. Mag ik u een paar vragen stellen?"
Ik: "Nee"
Zij: "Mag ik vragen waarom niet?"
Ik: "Ik heb er gewoon geen zin in."
Zij: "Maar u weet niet eens waarover het gaat."
Ik: "Ja, maar ik heb er gewoon geen zin in."
Zij: "Dan wens ik u een prettige dag. Tot ziens."

Houdt deze telefoonterreur dan ook nooit op?
Dr. Ramon
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- 14-07-2005 11:01  
Outbound callcenters zijn stom ja. Een pest voor de samenleving, wat ik je brom!
Ikwileennieuwenaam
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- 14-07-2005 11:05  
Ze had ook nog zo'n zuigende, onenthousiaste zeurstem. Dat hielp ook niet echt!
Dr. Ramon
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- 14-07-2005 14:11  
Zuigend? :-)
No name
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- 14-07-2005 17:30  
Je kan jezelf opgeven op deze site, zodat je niet meer gebeld wordt.

http://www.infofilter.nl/InfoWWW/php/do_home.php

Veel telemarketeers houden zich hieraan.

Ik heb me ingeschreven en ik heb er nooit last meer van!
Laurens
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- 15-07-2005 09:46  
ik heb geen vaste telefoon en heb sowieso al nooit ergens last van.
Ikwileennieuwenaam
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- 15-07-2005 10:42  
Goeie tip, Scyl! Ik ga me opgeven!
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Hou je er buiten, Jean!
Laurens
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- 15-07-2005 15:10  
Vaste lijnen zijn voor mietjes
Dr. Ramon
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- 15-07-2005 15:41  
Met een vaste lijn kun je nog wel ADSL'en.
Frode
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- 15-07-2005 17:36  
Idd, lijnen is voor mietjes!
Aufspecken is veel toffer!

Is het niet veel leuker om een audio uitgang van je computer op je telefoon aan te sluiten? En dan sampeltjes van een vriendelijke monotome vrouwenstem afspelen, zoals: "Ja?", "Nee?", "Dag?", "Graag?", "Geen behoefte?" en "Sloerie!". Of natuurlijk zo'n belmenu laten afspelen. Of nog veel informatica verantwoorder: Een programma schrijven dat passend reageerd op wat de belmiep zegt met behulp van een spraak generator.
Bjørn
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- 15-07-2005 21:15  
Een prachtidee Frode, daarmee help je niet alleen jezelf maar ook alle anderen die zouden zijn gebeld in de tijd dat de spraakgenerator de belmiep bezig houdt.
No name
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- 15-07-2005 21:49  
Het is ook voor mobieltjes
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