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Wat is dit nou voor quizvraag?
Ikwileennieuwenaam
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- 27-02-2002 11:32  
"Wat worst-case tijdscomplexiteit van Quicksort?". Ik snap de vraag niet eens, laat staan de antwoorden! Welke informatica, wiskunde of natuurkunde student heeft dit op zijn geweten? Of is het weer iets uit Dungeons & Dragons, the Hitchhikers Guide, Lord of the Rings of Star Trek?
Georg
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- 27-02-2002 12:25  
Nou ik vind de nieuwe vraag erger. Wat is in hemelsnaam de lineaire duplo realiteit? Het idee van die quizjes is dat het vragen zijn die iedereen in principe moet kunnen beantwoorden. Misschien dat ik toevallig de enige ben die niet weet wat de lineaire duplo realiteit is, maar dat lijkt me toch een beetje onwaarschijnlijk. Wie zijn er eigenlijk allemaal administrator Bjorn, en wie heeft deze poll op zijn naam staan?
Georg
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- 27-02-2002 12:43  
Om even antwoord te geven op Edwins vraag: ik weet niet wie dat quizje bedacht heeft, maar ik vind hem eigenlijk ook te specifiek. Om het antwoord te weten moet je eigenlijk informatica studeren of met Google kunnen zoeken. (Bovengetekende bevindt zich in de tweede categorie.) Ik vind wel dat je wat te sterk naar mij wijst, omdat ik op deze site de enige student ben die natuurkunde of wiskunde doet.

Quicksort is een eenvoudig sorteer algoritme. De grote O (of de Big-Oh) is een maat voor de snelheid van het algoritme. O( f(n) ) betekent eigenlijk dat als je het aantal te sorteren items verandert dat dan de tijdsduur als f(n) verandert. (Een beetje versimpelt.) Dus bijvoorbeeld O(n) wil zeggen dat de tijdsduur lineair toeneemt met het aantal te sorteren items, en O(n^2) betekent dat de tijdsduur kwadratisch toeneemt.
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- 27-02-2002 13:02  
Hmm, dan heb ik wel een klein vermoeden wie die vraag gemaakt heeft. Die over de duplo realiteit is een onzin vraag...Ik heb hem namelijk gemaakt als 'ludiek' (wat een vreselijke term) antwoord op de vraag over Quicksort...
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- 27-02-2002 13:57  
Ik snap er geen hol van... maar gokken kan ik wel
Georg
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- 27-02-2002 15:05  
Dat vermoedde ik al. Maar dan stel ik voor dat je hem weer weghaalt want onzin vragen horen eerder in de categorie overig thuis, en zeker niet in wetenschap.
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- 27-02-2002 16:22  
In de wetenschap zit soms ook onzin dus hij zit wel in de goede categorie. Het antwoord is trouwens: R = t + 1.
Georg
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- 27-02-2002 19:30  
Zodra er onzin in wetenschap zit wordt dat over het algemeen meteen weer geschrapt, dus verwijderen maar. (Het antwoord of niet, ik ga hier echt niet op stemmen.)

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Bericht 2400: 2*5*2*5*2*2*2*3
Laurens
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- 27-02-2002 19:32  
Die vraag over Quicksort was van mij...
Wat is er mis mee? ik bedoel: die over het DNA was ook niet echt makkelijk voor niet-biologen.

Het antwoord is: O(n^2)
Frode
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- 27-02-2002 21:41  
Zelf IK had hem goed, dus niet zeuren Edwin!
Ik had ze trouwens allebei goed.
En OOK nog die bio vraag!
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- 27-02-2002 21:50  
Er is bestaan nog genoeg onzinnigheden in de wetenschap die nog steeds niet geschrapt zijn. Ik noem maar een paar dingen: het broeikaseffect, theïsme, de Gaia theorie, enz enz. Dus die vraag kan daar best een tijdje heel symbolisch blijven staan... :-)
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- 27-02-2002 21:53  
O ja, Frode, jij bent ook zo'n computer whizzkid dus die vraag van DLL is voor jou geen probleem, die vraag was dus toch echt te moeilijk. En die vraag over biologie was blijkbaar zo simpel dat jij hem zelfs kon oplossen! Dus die vraag was erg goed te doen.
Georg
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- 27-02-2002 22:46  
Je hebt in principe wel gelijk dat er genoeg onzinnige dingen in de wetenschap zijn. Soms hele takken van de wetenschap. (Bijvoorbeeld biologie.) Maar jouw vraag slaat nergens op. Dat heeft verder ook geen relevantie en aanhang, wat die onderwerpen die je noemde wel hebben.

Het doel van je vraag was simpelweg aan te geven dat je Laurens vraag te moeilijk vond, maar de quizjes is daar nou niet echt de plaats voor.
Laurens
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- 28-02-2002 17:31  
Vind ik ook! Ik ben het helemaal met Georg eens! Als je niet zo slim bent, kan je dat best zeggen! ;-)
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- 01-03-2002 13:33  
kzk!
Georg
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- 01-03-2002 17:35  
Wederom wil ik graag weten tegen of over wie je het nu hebt. Ben ik het, Laurens, Edwin of jezelf? Een grote verbetering zou zijn:

Kzk <naam>!
Laurens
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- 01-03-2002 18:55  
Ja Scylla, hou een keer op met die posts met alleen KzK!
Ikwileennieuwenaam
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- 01-03-2002 19:34  
Dus de biologie is een onzinnige wetenschap, Georg? Nou, dankzij de biologie weten we wel wat de bouwstenen van het leven zijn, hoe het leven ontstaan is, kunnen we van tal van ziektes de oorzaken aanwijzen, kunnen we diezelfde ziektes ook weer genezen, zijn we in staat landbouwgewassen te ontwikkelen die beter groeien waardoor er minder hongersnood is, enz enz.

En wat heeft de natuurkunde bereikt? Ze kunnen een gigantische deeltjesversneller bouwen die in staat is om hele bergen geld heel snel te laten verdwijnen. ;-)
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- 01-03-2002 19:47  
while scylla=kzk do
echo KzK Dark Lord Laurens
endwhile;
Georg
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- 02-03-2002 11:05  
Het was natuurlijk maar een grapje. Je weet best dat ik biologie redelijk hoog in het vaandel heb staan. Ik heb er zelfs ooit over nagedacht het te gaan doen.

Dankzij de natuurkunde weten we wat de bouwstenen van de natuur zijn, zijn we op de maan geland en kun jij 's avonds als het donker is nog leren omdat je een lamp aan kan doen. Om maar niet te spreken van de TV en dit forum.
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- 02-03-2002 11:12  
Ik ging er eigenlijk ook van uit dat je een grapje maakte maar ik zag geen smiley staan dus ik wou toch even een (nogal demagogische) reactie geven. De natuurkunde kon en kan natuurlijk nog altijd op mijn warme belangstelling rekenen.
Sascha
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- 02-03-2002 12:14  
Dit forum kunnen we alleen bereiken via computers... En wat betreft computers, kunnen natuurkundigen lang zo veel niet als schiekundigen. (denk maar aan hoe chips gemaakt worden) En die scheikundigen zouden op hun beurt niks bereikt hebben, als er geen informatici waren om goed gebruik te maken van de mogelijkheden der ontwikkelder apparatuur...
No name
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- 02-03-2002 12:23  
En zonder geflopte economen wordt het helemaal niets... dat zie je wel aan dit forum
Dr. Ramon
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- 02-03-2002 14:42  
Helaas kan ik mijn vakgebied geen historische constructieve waarde ten opzichte van dit forum attribueren, aangezien de medische stand slechts zo'n honderd jaar betrouwbaar is. Voorheen bekeken er toch wel redelijk wat mensen de binnenkant van een doodskist, dankzij dan wel ondanks het toedoen van een arts.

Ik beperk mij dan ook slechts tot het toekennen van een constructieve waarde van de geneeskunde voor de huidige tijd. Zonder de geneeskunde hadden wij wellicht hier niet gezeten, omdat we waren doodgegaan aan één of andere infectie bijvoorbeeld, die nu makkelijk verholpen kon worden door één van mijn toekomstige collega's.

Eigenlijk is deze hele discussie niet erg fijn, aangezien eenieder op deze manier zijn eigen vakgebied(en) op een voetstuk plaatst, en we daardoor uit elkaar gedreven worden. Veel liever breng ik iedereen weer bij elkaar door te zeggen dat iedereen op een bepaalde manier wel afhankelijk is van het vakgebied van een ander.
Mijn vakgebied bijvoorbeeld stelt op wetenschappelijk niveau dan wel niets voor, op maatschappelijk niveau is het toch zeker een belangrijke pijler.
De natuurkunde daarentegen heeft een minder grote maatschappelijke invloed, maar is toch zeker welhaast het visitekaartje van de wetenschap.
Op die manier kunnen we dus elk vakgebied wel langslopen.
Ik wil dan ook graag besluiten met het standpunt dat ieder vakgebied zijn eigen waarde heeft, en dat we die waarde het best kunnen respecteren omdat je uiteindelijk op die manier meer kunt bereiken. Samenwerking, geen tegenwerking dus.

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Wat is dit een lang bericht zeg. En het werd wel heel erg serieus... :-S
Sascha
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- 02-03-2002 15:26  
Een waterbouwkundige, een chirurg en een software engineer zitten in een kroeg te praten over God.
De waterbouwkundige zegt: "Vroeger was er alleen maar kokend lava, en nu zijn er allemaal oceanen en zeeën. Dat is duidelijk het werk van een waterbouwkundige, onze God."
De chirurg zegt dan verontwaardigd: "Waterbouwkundige my ass! Eva is geschapen met een rib van Adam. Dat is duidelijjk een chirurgische ingreep van onze God! Hij is gewoon chirurg!"
De software engineer zegt dan lachend: "Heren heren, we weten allemaal dat er in het begin niets anders was dan chaos. Hoe zou die er gekomen zijn, denken jullie?"
Laurens
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- 02-03-2002 18:12  
En toch vind ik dat alle beta studies goed zijn, en dat de wereld ten onder wordt gedreven door die alfa-ballen....

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- 02-03-2002 18:28  
Die grap was erg leuk Sascha :-)
Toch nog iets wat ik niet snapte: In den beginne was er ledigheid al dan niet gecombineerd met chaos. Daarnaast had je God. Die besloot om daar eens verandering in te brengen.
Dit zou impliceren dat God juist géén software engineer was. En dat software engineers alleen maar chaos kunnen veroorzaken. En aangezien het enige dat naast chaos bestond (in den beginne) de ledigheid was, zouden software engineers dus gelijk zijn aan ledigheid. Wat ik sterk waag te betwijfelen. Niet dat het geen grappige vergelijking is. Maar toch.
Waarschijnlijk zal ik het wel weer helemaal verkeerd begrepen hebben. Maar toch wilde ik even weer de nuance aanbrengen in dit geheel.

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Ramon, die zich afvraagt of hij ergens nog wel iets van snapt.
Laurens
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- 02-03-2002 19:04  
Ramon, het was een mop! Je hoeft het niet te analyseren, want natuurlijk klopt het niet....

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- 02-03-2002 19:11  
Aha, okee! Gelukkig zeg. Dan is dat ook weer duidelijk. Nou, bedankt!

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Klopt, maar nu snap ik weer iets meer.
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- 02-03-2002 22:14  
In den beginne was er Scylla... maar omdat die niet zo in de smaak viel hebben ze hem weggestopt en later weer ontdekt.
Sascha
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- 02-03-2002 23:29  
Het wachten is tottie weer weggestopt wordt?

Beste Ramon,

Onze geliefde God heeft ook de Aarde geschapen. En omdat hij dat alleen heeft gedaan, is het ook niet zo dat kaboutertjes er stiekem chaos van hebben gemaakt, toen god even naar de wc moest. Kaboutertjes bestonden toen waarschijnlijk nog niet eens...
Dr. Ramon
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- 03-03-2002 00:55  
Geachte Sascha,

Kaboutertjes? Ex nihilo komen die plotseling opduiken in dit verhaal, als waren ze plotseling gecreëerd door de hand Gods. Als ik de lijn van het verhaal even doortrek, kan ik niet anders dan concluderen dat jij software engineers gelijkstelt met kabouters. (Ik kan wel anders concluderen, maar dat wil ik nu even niet. :-P)

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- 03-03-2002 09:02  
Geachte Sascha,

GEFELICITEERD!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!


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Sascha
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- 03-03-2002 10:24  
Ja, ze zijn hier wat sloom... :D

Software engineers zijn kaboutertjes? Hee das een leuke gedachte! Kaboutertjes hebben namelijk een grote geschiedenis aan behulpzaamheid en geweldige prestaties! Zo had ook ik het nog nooit bekeken! In ieder geval bedankt voor het compliment!
Frode
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- 03-03-2002 13:29  
Zozo... Is er hier iemand jarig?
Is onze Sascha het 'gelukige' feestvarken?
Gefeliciteert joh, hoe oud ben je geworden?
Is hij nu al een grote jongen?

Nou, Hooi!
Sascha
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- 03-03-2002 23:02  
Thanx :)

Hoe oud, vraagt u?
20 = 2² * 5 luidt het antwoord.
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- 04-03-2002 09:06  
Inmiddels is kees al niet meer jarig :(

Mooi fees gewees kees?
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- 04-03-2002 09:06  
Inmiddels is kees al niet meer jarig :(

Mooi fees gewees kees?
Sascha
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- 04-03-2002 09:27  
(ik zie dubbel)

Nee, er was geen fees... da komt nog :)
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- 04-03-2002 17:56  
ja maar je bent toch wel omringd met cadeaus etc???
Sascha
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- 04-03-2002 20:07  
Ach sja... Ik was al happy voor ik cadeautjes krijg, maar bijna elke donatie op bijna elke manier is welkom ;)
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